Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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