yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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