i don't like sucking hair
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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