Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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