Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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