everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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