Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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