Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
"it" just moved
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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