You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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