Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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