On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
40s are totally the cure
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
where are my eyebrows?
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