new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
So. Much. Porn.
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