Just mADE A PArabola og urine
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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