Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
