Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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