I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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