there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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