i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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