Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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