Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
