She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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