belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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