Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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