You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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