Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Randomize
