i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
