Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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