highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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