So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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