i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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