He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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