New invention idea: vibrating tampons
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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