I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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