Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
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Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Shame - the story of my life.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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