Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she peed on how many people?
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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