Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize