Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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