How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
The ass gains better be worth it
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