Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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