All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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