he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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