It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Its about making memories worth repressing
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
