i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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