ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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