the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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