I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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