HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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