brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Who died my cat blue again?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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