apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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