I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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