That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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