KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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