i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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