Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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