Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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